The SEO Countdown – Backpackers Union Searches

I just discovered that Google will tell me what searches were used to reach the website. It’s confusing, hysterical and sometimes disturbing. While I’m sure the purpose is to use the information for Search Engine Optimization, today we’ll use it for entertainment.

Here is my top ten list of favorite Google searches that brought people to backpackersunion.com:

10. “easy sex at full moon party”

9. “absinthe and sex”

8. “summer bobsled tour weekends only”

7. “backpacker sex orgies”

6. “home made condoms”

5. “are bulgarian girls easy”

4. “crack in the bathroom”

3. “what dirty thing should i whisper in my girlfriend’s ear”

2. “sore ass”

1. “warning this girl will bleed you dry sihanoukville”

The only question that remains… what the hell am I writing about that these searches brought people here??

Condoms spilling out of someones bag at the Full Moon Party, Koh Phangan, Thailand.
Condoms spilling out of someones bag at the Full Moon Party, Koh Phangan, Thailand.

2 thoughts on “The SEO Countdown – Backpackers Union Searches”

  1. I’m assuming that government oversight of the internet will not interpret any of these search terms as dangerous to the sovereignty of the USA. Stay away from the guys in the dark suits.

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